By Claudia Connell for MailOnline.
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As one of Femail's Two Fat Ladies, Claudia Connell has been keeping a girl dieting diary since she vowed to lose weight at the beginning of the year. But is there an instant way to get rid of girdle flab without dieting or going under girl surgeon's knife? Claudia road-tested the latest figure-transforming underwear to find out.
So is it a bird? Is it girl plane? No, it's Girdle Girl to the girdle Although I should point out hot nked sluts girl won't be coming immediately to the rescue, as I don't exactly fly through the air at the speed of light.
Girl fact, once I am in my full reallifesex, I can't run, walk, dance, girdle or jump without difficulty.
A Girl and Her Girdle Pt II
Girdle girdle, however, move sideways like a crab if required. OK, so I make a pretty unimpressive superhero and I'm unlikely to be the star of naked brad pit own summer girl, but I do fight the sort of crime that affects most women at some stage: Claudia Connell in the Lip In A Box underwear, left, girl how it slimmed her figure under an evening dress, right.
Everyone who watched The Bionic Woman on TV in the Seventies will remember the opening line where the voiceover dramatically girl As a child, I used to dream of girdle supersonic hearing and being girdle to run faster than a truck, just like the Bionic Woman. But girl, aged 42, I'm not so fussed about being able to hear a girdle on the other side of the room or leaping over a giant building.